The Nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
“In front of you?” He asks, shy. The Nurse says: “Well no, but I’ve seen the naked human body before.” The Patient said, “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my naked body.” “Of course I won’t laugh,” said the Nurse to the patient. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” said the Patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.