Once and man was walking on the beach and found a lamp.
He picked it up and out comes a genie who says “I will grant one wish for whatever you want”.
The man asks, “I would like a bridge from here to Hawaii.”
The genie responds, “I can do that, but it will be a lot of work.
We’ll need tons of concrete, build foundations in the ocean, need heavy equipment advanced engineers.
We can definitely do it but it will hard.
Is there anything else you want instead of that?”
The man says, “Can you tell me everything about women, what they are thinking, what they want, what they like,
what makes them laugh, what makes them cry?”
The genie responds, “Would you like that bridge two lanes or four?”