Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light,
finds him holding a Vi****.
She goes ballistic, “You impotent bas*ard!
How could you lie to me all these years?”
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says,
“I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids Her mouth…nothing.
Then my wife’s friend tried.
Right hand, left hand, mouth….still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute.
You mean your wife’s friend too?!
Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn’t get the lid off of the specimen cup.