A farmer got in his pickup and drove over to a neighbor’s and knocked at the door.
A young boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your Dad home?” the farmer asked. “No sir, he isn’t,” the boy replied. “He went into town.” “Well,” said the man, “Is your Mother here?”
“No sir, she’s not here either. She went into town with Dad.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” “No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”