Two hillbies….

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her
head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His
partner says, ‘Ya know, l’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed
nobody do it!’