It was the first night of the newlyweds in their bridal suite and the young husband
was staring out the window very intently into the starry night while
his young bride was sitting patiently in bed waiting. “
Aren’t you coming to bed darling?”
she said s****y.
”Not in your life!” he replied.
“My mother said this would be the most wonderful night of my life
and I’m not going to miss it for anything!”